the first three words you see are what you want in life

cullenhotscapy:

bukakkemonogatari:

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Fuck man this really gets me

Parents Just Don't Understand
DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince

jamsofthepast:

Parents Just Don’t Understand | DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince

Crazy In Love (Fifty Shades Version) - Preview
Beyoncé

glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

Eight ways in which a heterosexual person might have ended this awkward conversation

graceebooks:

people-are-fond:

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No, boys.  Thank you.

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

A message from Anonymous
WHY ARE YOU SINGLE
A reply from lemuelcushing

because i didn’t forward that chain email letter in 2004

against-stars:

an entire nonverbal conversation in a pair of shrugs
you guys are married

against-stars:

an entire nonverbal conversation in a pair of shrugs

you guys are married

katzensprotte:

~* post training kisses *~

katzensprotte:

~* post training kisses *~

"كيف أقول أشتاق اليك بطريقة تؤلم قلبك كما تؤلمني؟"
How do I say I miss you in a way that will make your heart ache as mine does?  (via buddhabrot)